Tmesis and Other Adventures

Distributibubble, verb;
1. The act of being distributed in a biased manner.
e.g. "The votes for the recent presidential candidate have been distributibubbled in his, and his party's, favor."

Mantagonisticize, verb;
1. Giving criticism that is not constructive in any way, shape, or form.
e.g. "His mantagonisticisms tore into the painting like wolves into fresh venison."