Logophobia

Inevitably the best way to die is quickly.

Invariably the worst way to die is alone.

Inconceivably most people don't want to die.

Involuntarily people do.

It is my input that an immeasurable amount of insipid morons want institutionalized murder for inmates.

Intangible is my fear,
Incorrigible is my hate,
Inside are my tears,
Imprisoned behind the gate.

Is your mother there dear?
There's a call on line one for her.

"Hello, mom?"

"This isn't your mother dear."

"Mom, are you there?"

"This is the doctor."

"Hello? You're breaking up."

"I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident . . ."